Tweets

(Source: couple-platonic, via natured)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via crrocs)

ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

(Source: storybookdisney, via epic-humor)

nosleeptilmanhattan:

freckledfaceee:

benny-thejet:

queenazherspitsfire:

mindlessswagg143:

😂Frfr

Yaaaaaaaaas I stay pointing this out

I can attest to being that “lil friend”

I swear to god my father does this, his disrespectful ass lol

I think it’s a black parent thing lol

(via liaathakidd)

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

(via liaathakidd)

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

(via epic-humor)